my name is jessica and this is what i look like.

you can call me chesmoles or chester. i'm 24 and i'm fucking crazy.

i vent about my life a lot. i post a lot of shit about music, movies, and tv. oh, and there will probably be a lot of naked people and sexual shit.

feel free to say hello.

 

my tt is currently at 69 notes.

how fitting.

henrypawlins replied to your photo: obligatory awkward duckface and peace sign…

What kinda lipstick is that?

Lasting Finish by Kate in Rossetto 01 from Rimmel London. I usually only buy lip stain, but this shit was like $4.50, so my inner white trash princess came out and had to have it because it was cheap. Right on.

Anonymous asked
would you do a midget?

I don’t see why not. Haha I’m actually quite curious about that. And this is actually not the first time I’ve been asked about that.

that-hideous-strength asked
Welp, those might be the biggest, while being the nicest, tits i've never seen.

Hahaha why thank you!

Well, I’m giving that dumb kid a haircut and trying to fix his taxes for him today. Currently in the backseat of his car on the way to his house. Haven’t seen him in a while.

Well, I’m giving that dumb kid a haircut and trying to fix his taxes for him today. Currently in the backseat of his car on the way to his house. Haven’t seen him in a while.

whydoihaveablog:

asteakandmilkshake:

Joan Rivers got stoned and ate some food. Anderson Cooper made fun of her.

[CNN]

Joan Rivers is not just my main bitch, she’s the main bitch.

Anonymous asked
you're cute even with duckface ;)

hahahaha thank you.

obligatory awkward duckface and peace sign picture.
hi kids. =-]

obligatory awkward duckface and peace sign picture.

hi kids. =-]

if someone made me a powerpoint like this, i’d be like “so, you’re just trying to date me? because now i want to marry you. thanks.”

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