January 2011
You are such a fucking lesbian: rant of everything →
katscheuring:
I really can’t handle this right now.
I can’t.
What the fuck have I been thinking,
thinking that it was going to be okay.
It’s not okay. It’s never okay.
It really isn’t.
And the worst part is that I can’t hate you.
No matter how hard I try,
No…
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everyherphasitsderp:
sajinsul:
oh my god
shiieet
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My friend Joe likes to get naked when he drinks.
He got drunk last night and pulled out his dick too many times. Jonah’s brother Dave said “Joe, if you don’t put it away, I’m going to grab it and squeeze it until it pops.”
Joe took his pants off. Dave grabbed Joe’s dick.
JOE’S DICK IS BRUISED TODAY. Funniest shit in the world.
I am not a perfect lover. I say what’s on my mind....
wrinklybits:
geddylee:
FRESH POOOOOOOOOTSSSSSS
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-ladygoodman:
that awkward moment when you`re on your period &...
godfreeyouth:
hunkaburninglove:
-jow:
heirforceone:
if your shower is cold
when the turning lights turns red before you could go
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
this is me.
if you cant find anything to wear in a wardrobe full of clothes.
fucking estrogen.
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yes, i did just call myself paula deen.
…y’all.
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My older brother is really into zelda
denzelgtfo:
Hes like 26 and has the Hylian Crest as his phone wallpaper and has the ‘Unlocking a secret’ sound as his ringtone
why was i not informed
this sounds like my ex-boyfriend/boyfriend/friend/whatever.
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