December 2011
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i seriously just can’t handle this shit anymore.
Dec 31st
savedbydave-deactivated20120312 asked: How's your friend? Getting her all taken cared of?
Dec 30th
fuckinglesbian: organizationxiii: I want to go on a date. Someone go on a date with me. I wanna have sex. Someone have sex with me I want to eat cheesecake. Someone bring me a cheesecake.
Dec 30th
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i’m at mcdonalds trying to eat some breakfast while i’m waiting for my friend nikki to get done with her breast reduction surgery. i’m incredibly nervous for her, because she didn’t know too much about the procedure before today. my sister had this done a couple of years ago, so i knew what to expect, but i feel bad that nikki, the person getting this done, didn’t...
Dec 29th
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savedbydave-deactivated20120312 asked: So How's the stress level today? Do I need to limber up to dodge flying objects if I ask a question? hehe =)
Dec 29th
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asleep-ordead: fuckyourwolves: This boy’s uncle gave him a shake weight for christmas. OH MY FODSD GG KJVFC RJDFS OMG.g JDSF
Dec 29th
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savedbydave-deactivated20120312 asked: Do you have any wishes for the upcoming new year?
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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richisah0ss asked: <33 youre, gorgeous :DDD
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: show us your Amazing tits:)
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: so you post pictures of your boobs, get lots of followers just because they want to see your boobs, then complain when they message you about seeing your boobs...what did you expect?
Dec 28th
plerknip replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: plerknip wutangflan … because i’m awesome. you spelled “a stupid whore” wrong.
Dec 28th
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savedbydave-deactivated20120312 asked: I mean this as a joke, but with the way you write, I don't think you will ever be at a loss of words! I really hope you feel better and all that stress goes away soon. You are right though, I am a horny idiot, I've just never been called that for asking a question!
Dec 28th
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savedbydave-deactivated20120312 asked: I asked you a TMI question just to be silly, out of good fun. I wanted it to be different from all the other rabble out there but something that what still kind of the wall and shocking, fitting of a TMI. I didn't ask to see your body or find out anything sexual, nor do I care. I just wanted to give you something to laugh to. But I guess I'm just a horny idiot. I'm sorry I set you...
Dec 28th
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That moment "The Motto" comes on . . .
getitlive: You hit that … Then you start that … All of a sudden you find yourself like  … When Weezy verse come on you all .. . You hear Skeet.Skeet.Skeet. Watergun . Oh My God Becky Look at her butt . TUNECHI ! Then you explode in expression & you all … In a flash the song start going away , & you’re all like … no shame. this is accurate.
Dec 28th
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crappyholidaysfromcobrastarship: i bought a nickelback cd today at the store 
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blogsaretough: don’t have this theme:  that’s it
Dec 28th
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a friend of mine is having a breast reduction surgery on thursday and i’m taking care of her for a while. my oldest sister had a breast reduction surgery like 3 years ago, so i guess i’m the most qualified in her life to help out anyway. i’m excited. i like taking care of people.
Dec 28th
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togepenis: same
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Why do guys in porn rub on a clit like they're...
thejordanator: Now I’m no Mclovin, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how you do it.
Dec 28th
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nothingtodiscover replied to your post: nudes:P I WANT THAT COKE. tell ya what…you can have it that coke. haha =-]
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: nudes:P
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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the point that i was trying to reach in my rant to the last anon was that the more i post my tits, it seems that the people that look at them get dumber. i don’t want to be responsible for the idiots in the world. …and i’m waiting to lose like 289374425 followers from this post. whaateverrrrrrrr.
Dec 28th
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Listeni-am-cat: johndothewindything: jiffmeister: ...
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: TMI tuesday question!!!! Have you ever been so angry at someone that you tried to suffocate them with your tits?
Dec 28th
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sorrowing-man asked: That had to be the best reply to something I've reblogged ever. "who the fuck can not recognize that nose and his weird goober eyes?" really sold it. lol
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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namdiez replied to your post: tmi tuesday confession: i’ve never had sex in the… HOW. THAT IS TERRIFYING i just got an ask about this, too haha. well, it was a long, boring, straight highway, mid-day on like a weekday. the dude sat in the drivers seat, i sat on his lap and did that steering junk while the car was on cruise control. wasn’t exactly awesome, but it definitely...
Dec 27th
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tmi tuesday confession: i’ve never had sex in the backseat of a car, but i have had sex while driving.
Dec 27th
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gigolosanonymous: goreandmutilation: atlaswasright: let’s play “i don’t remember saving this”
Dec 27th
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