my name is jessica and this is what i look like.

you can call me chesmoles or chester. i'm 24 and i'm fucking crazy.

i vent about my life a lot. i post a lot of shit about music, movies, and tv. oh, and there will probably be a lot of naked people and sexual shit.

feel free to say hello.

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buzzfeed:

sexualsportswear:

letsdolaunch:

GZA of Wu-Tang Clan to release a science inspired album: “Dark Matter”
“There’s no parental advisory, no profanity, no nudity,” he said. “The only thing that’s going to be stripped bare is the planets.”

the only thing that’s going to be stripped bare is the planets omg

“The only thing that’s going to be stripped bare is the planets.”

buzzfeed:

sexualsportswear:

letsdolaunch:

GZA of Wu-Tang Clan to release a science inspired album: “Dark Matter”


“There’s no parental advisory, no profanity, no nudity,” he said. “The only thing that’s going to be stripped bare is the planets.”

the only thing that’s going to be stripped bare is the planets omg

“The only thing that’s going to be stripped bare is the planets.”

Anonymous asked
It's nigger o'clock and I'm about to nigger knock

…LET ME JUST SAY THAT I’VE BEEN GETTING INTERESTING MESSAGES LATELY.

laughterkey:

Aziz Ansari, Rihanna, Paul Rudd, Michael Cera, Kevin Hart, James Franco, Mindy Kaling, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill and Emma Watson on the set of Seth Rogen’s new film “The End of the World” in New Orleans, Louisiana on May 31, 2012

I didn’t realize they were filming in New Orleans.

they forgot to mention that christopher mintz-plasse and david krumholtz are both also in these pictures. I SEE YOU, BABIES. I DIDN’T FORGET YOU. <3

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henrypawlins:

chesmoles:

sexual.

what da actual fuucck

I LOVE YOU, LISA.

So I still have one of my baby blankets, and when I’m upset or sad or in some sort of a not quite happy mood, I hug it while I sleep. Its always in my bed, but its usually just rolled up somewhere under my blankets and pillows. The past few times I slept home, however, I wasn’t able to find it. I looked everywhere. I thought for a while that I left it at Jonah’s house at some point and it’s either lost or he threw it away out of anger, but then I remembered he still has his teddy bear from when he was a baby and he wouldn’t like it if I touched Mr. Bear so he wouldn’t sabotage my blanket. Anyways, I’m about to sleep in my bed for the first time in almost a month, and I move a bag off of my bed and my BLANKET IS RIGHT THERE, FOLDED NICELY ON MY BED. When I was little, I refused to let my mom take the blanket to wash it, so she’d sneak and wash it while I was gone. I can tell by smelling it that my mom stole and washed my blanket a while back and must not have put it back right away. It smells clean, but kind of musky like the storage closet she keeps the spare blankets and out of season coats in when they’re not being used. I know it’s lame and I’m a 24 year old woman, but I’m happy I have my blanket tonight.

whydoihaveablog:

In case you’re wondering if I googled what kind of Dwarfism Peter Dinklage has and whether or not that affects his genitals, I definitely didn’t, but if I did then I could probably tell you something like his business is just fine and none of us have to worry.

Seriously, Peter Dinklage can get it. I&#8217;ve had a boner for him since he played Marlowe on Nip/Tuck years ago.

whydoihaveablog:

In case you’re wondering if I googled what kind of Dwarfism Peter Dinklage has and whether or not that affects his genitals, I definitely didn’t, but if I did then I could probably tell you something like his business is just fine and none of us have to worry.

Seriously, Peter Dinklage can get it. I’ve had a boner for him since he played Marlowe on Nip/Tuck years ago.

sandysmind:

jonnywanser:

i got really bored tonight so i made the master sword from zelda out of duct tape and carboard. i also created a fan fiction futuristic helmet. fuck the haters for the future of hyrule in 2012

zelda wii-u 2013 believe

sandysmind:

jonnywanser:

i got really bored tonight so i made the master sword from zelda out of duct tape and carboard. i also created a fan fiction futuristic helmet. fuck the haters for the future of hyrule in 2012

zelda wii-u 2013 believe

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worb:

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