this origami dream is beautiful

i just made a video of myself flexing my tits and i am laughing hysterically. i also just found a ton of pictures that jonah took of his own ass while i was out of town.

debating on posting the video of me and keeping the ass pictures because that boy has a nice ass. =-] weeeeeee.

now, if you don’t mind, i’m going to go have a dinner date with 5 hungry boys.

it’s my lasagna for dinner with jonah and his coworkers on their lunch break.

I AM SO FUCKING GOOD TO THOSE SHIT HEADS.

hi. this is my 10,000th post.

it only took me 4 goddamn years.

….and it’s not even my birthday.

also, check out how ugly this shirt is. I LOVE IT. i bought it down here for 4 goddamn dollars. seriously, you guys. 4 bucks.

i have seriously never felt so wonderful about myself. i need to do my hair like this all the fucking time. i feel amazing, and i am 99% sure it’s because of my hair.

and to think, i was going to get a pixie cut while i was down here. sure am glad i didn’t do that stupid shit.

I feel pretty today. :-)

“Melody looks like…uh. Are you Melody’s mom?”

“What? No? Why would you ask that?”

“She’s between your legs like you just had a baby!”

I let my 6 year old niece do my makeup.

there’s animals on jay leno right now. i turned it on to watch joel mchale, but THERE ARE FUCKING ANIMALS ON RIGHT NOW, YOU GUYS.

i am relaxing very nicely so far. one little conversation with jonah so far, and it was about my sister’s cats here and boo. now it’s time to watch the thing and curl up on the couch. =-]

i get to make my lasagna tomorrow. i could blow up with excitement.