my name is jessica and this is what i look like.
you can call me chesmoles or chester. i'm 24 and i'm fucking crazy.
i vent about my life a lot. i post a lot of shit about music, movies, and tv. oh, and there will probably be a lot of naked people and sexual shit.
feel free to say hello.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i just made a video of myself flexing my tits and i am laughing hysterically. i also just found a ton of pictures that jonah took of his own ass while i was out of town.
debating on posting the video of me and keeping the ass pictures because that boy has a nice ass. =-] weeeeeee.
as requested by a few of you, here is a little video tour of jonah’s bedroom.
a.k.a. the nintendo palace.
i wanted to show you guys this and just have it for myself to keep, but don’t tell on me, okay?
Jonah got a connection cord to connect his Mac to the TV. We decided to try it out for the first time with Girls In Yoga Pants. Good times.
Fish like to have geek chic surroundings too!
MARIO, YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER AQUARIUM?!?!
Reddittor jennyleighb posted video and these photos of her roomate’s 55 gallon aquarium that’s been customized with a LEGO Super Mario Bros. level. Here’s a link to more photos showing the progession of the build.
i was signing out of facebook, and jonah IM’d me. we’ve been talking for over an hour. i need to go to bed, but i’m staying awake for him because he’s really sad. he’s having a “i’m just a stupid home-schooled fuck that knows nothing” day. well, life, but today is really bad.
(actually, the sad thing is that that’s a direct quote from his facebook status.)
i just want to hold him. =-[ poor guy.
Mario is a dick
i just had an amazing conversation with jonah. he made me laugh and i made him laugh and it was full of fun. it was a nice change from the panicked conversation i had with him last night. it’s nice knowing he feels a little better.
now i have to go to bed. =-]
jonah just told me it is impossible for him to have an entirely flaccid penis…
uh, dude, i beg to differ right about now. haha
i’m trying not to talk to you right now, so why do you have to be going through such a hard time and texting me sad things and calling me crying? i went out of town to give us space and to try to get myself to not want to be around you anymore. this isn’t working well for either of us. i can’t just let you lay there and be helpless. of course i’ll be there for you if you need me, because i know you’d do it for me.
when i go back home, i’m going to his house.
fuck, man. just marry me already.
(Source: daily-thong-pics)